Jess Weldon
not Joss, Jeff, or Jesse
Joss v. Jess
A visual demonstration that Joss Whedon and Jess Weldon are two different people.
Even in moody Black and White, they remain two distinct people.
Cross-category comparison:
This comparison across important Life Categories further illustrates the distinctions between Joss Whedon and Jess Weldon.
| Category | Joss Whedon | Jess Weldon |
| First Name | Joseph | Jessica |
| Last Name | Whedon | Weldon |
| Bangs | No | Yes |
| Beard | Yes | No |
| Famous Works | Buffy | None |
| Relationship w/ Buffy Cast | Bad | Unknown |
| Pokémon Go! Trainer Lvl | Unknown | 39 |
| Favorite Monster | Vampire (probably) | Zombie |
A note on Jeff Weldon:
Jeff Weldon is a person you may think Jess Weldon is. Unfortunately, this is not the case: Jeff Weldon is not involved in Texas Politics, nor is Jeff Weldon a fan of renowned Chef Gordon Ramsay. Thus, Jess and Jeff remain different people.
A note on Jesse Weldon:
Jesse Weldon is another person who is commonly confused for Jess Weldon. This is unfortunate as well, since Jesse Weldon does not use the phrase “Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving” and is, therefore, not Jess Weldon.
Jess Weldon 